My Wife the Procrastinator

First of let me say that my Wife is as far away from a Procrastinator as humanly possible. Example 1. We have been talking for years about planning to have a baby and until recently the overall outlook has been to wait. Well that changed about a month ago and here's how my Wife responds.

Ashley - So what are you thinkin the time frame is for children
Craig - Well after this year and traveling so much maybe next year (2007).
Ashley - That's what I'm thinkin

Within 24 hours the following phone call happened.

Craig - Hello
Ashley - This Doctor takes our insurance and this hospital does also and I have a GYN appointment with the doctor next month.
Craig - Heh OK Damn I gotta go now

I truly believe that we may have the worlds first 7 month pregnancy (minus all the premies)

I love her to Death but she don't let nothing simmer in the pot for nothing. Hell we don't even own a Crockpot. Oh and this week was Classic. Sunday we talk about looking at house around our neighborhood just to see what's out there and again within a Day we have a Real Estate Rep. an appointment with a loan person and someone coming over to our house TOMORROW to appraise the joint and see what we can squeeze out of here. Which reminds me to reiterate I hate yard work and I just installed Synthetic Turf in our backyard in a day. So maybe her traits are starting to rub off on me.

I'd give my left nut right now for a Massage and a Jacuzzi!