Show of hands Please

First question is: how many of you work where you are sent emails throughout the entire day? Second question: of those emails how many of them contain or are supposed to contain an attachment? Lastly how many duplicate emails do you get a day that are only resent because the dumbass author forgot to put the attachment. I know this sounds trivial and it may not technically take up that much time but damn. How freakin hard is it to type your two sentence
email attach whatever confusing file you deem necessary and send it on its bandwidth waisting way? I hate to sound petty but if you do this more than once you deserve to be shock-collared, or have a company representative come by and Donkey-Punch you. Maybe thats the key to the solution. Every company should hire a person that gets to watch the employees send out their crappy emails and when they inevitably send out a screwed up email Joe "Internet Guido" gets to come over and choose from his arsenal of punishments. So you send out a heavily typo-ed email you get the angry pirate. You forward some crap about some gasoline scam, time to prepare to give a Cleveland Steamer. Oh and for you mass forwarders of that lame ass joke the ever popular Rusty-Trombone will be your lunch. So take your time if sending emails are
that tough and quit waisting my time with that stuff that you inconceivably find funny