Diarrhea of the Mouth

I know it's been a week since my last post but to put it straight, a lot of stuff that's been comin out of my mouth has been ugly. Let's recap. So its Saturday afternoon and I just had a productive day at work (4 hours and they went fast). I leave work to go give Stephanie her mail. Since she lives so dang close it was really easy I show up and chat with her and her two girls. Now if you know me I am not that great of a kid person but I don't hate nobody it's that I just don't know how to act around them since they are just kids. Normally her girls are all over the place havin fun and playin but for some reason when they were out front with Steph and I this gem came about:

Stephs Girls - Hey mom can we go to the mall now to get Kirstens ears pierced?
Steph - No not right now we still have to get dressed and you just woke up.
Stephs Girls - But I want to go to the mall now.
Steph - If you are going to have that attitude we won't go at all.
Stephs Girls - AAAhhhh but MOM
Craig "The Dumbass" - That's what you get for being annoying.


Yea good stuff. I hate feeling like an ass and I really hate it when I don't mean to be. I did apologize to Steph and she is uncomparably nice and forgiving.

Round 2. Thats right I had all cylinders hitting that day. So the setup is that my friend and now employee James has a studio setup at his house so that he can record his music (definetly a big passion in his life). I go to his house directly after the Stephanie incident (as I call it). He shows me the setup he uses to play bf2 and then plays a couple of his new songs that he has created. So here it goes.

James - Plays song
Craig - Deer in a headlight look since I am just listening to the song for the first time
James - Stops song thinking I am not interested
Craig - Hey why did you stop that?
James - Here listen to this one.
Craig - Another deer in a headlight. I like the songs but I am not gonna just start moshin or kickin shit around in his Studio.
James - OOO K take a listen to this one that is just a dance type beat that I put together.
Craig - This song is cool. You are really good at putting these beats together
James - Thanks
Craig "The Dumbass" - You should just do all your songs without lyrics the beats are always great (James is the Only Vocal and writer of the band)

Yea that was fun. So you know that wasnt it you know I had something great hidden under that calevarium. So I did. I knew that I could offend atleast a couple more people in a day without realizing I am doing it. AAhhh yes the power of the Dumbass.
So later that night Ashley and I had a Poker party to go to which pretty much means Ashley and I were going to go over to somebody's house and give them our money. This time it is the Politi househould. Mike and Michelle both fun people with a WIDE variety of friends. Case in point their friends Ken and Drew. Ken and Drew were married in Canada and live in Vegas so if you hadn't caught on yet they are Homosexuals. We have hung out with Ken and Drew on many many occasions and get along great with them. They were actually the only two people that came to my SuperBowl party last year. So how does this one go down you might be asking. We were playing Taboo (how appropiate) and Ken was trying to get Drew to guess the answers.

Ken - Umm put stuff into a container. Umm What do you have to do before a trip.
Timer - Bzzzzzz
Craig "The Dumbass Supreme" - Why didn't you just say "Fudge Blank"

OK so maybe that's not the best way for the friends that Ashley and I brought with us to find out their sexual orientation but my Dumbassedness knows no bounds. So if you are hanging out with me and all of the sudden you hear a loud thud that's probably somebody's jaw hitting the ground after a comment I will inevitably make.

Todays the SuperBowl all I can say is "Go Steelers!"

p.s. The Hawkins monthly poker tourney was last night. 4th place again. I think that makes five in a row. Wahoo for streaks.