Party Etiquette

It isn't very often that Ash and I get invited to any parties. I can't pin it too anything but it's probably because we just never go to any so nobody invites us. This weekend was an exception. We went to the "official" house warming party of the Politi's . It was at their new house (which is freakin massive) at lakes of las vegas. If they are not the best home interior painters I don't know who is. Anyways to the point of the blog. They have two friends Ken and Drew that Ashley and I get along great with that were also at the party. I played pool with them and was able to chat for some time. Then I guess around when everyone was getting into the Jacuzzi they vanished like a fart in the wind. Which is odd since they are normally a big part of the "life" of the party. Another thing that I have a question about is should someone (who is obviously 2 drinks past buzzin) tell their husband they are going to stay at the party while the husband goes home. Not that I minded since I don't think etiquette allows for me to stare at her breasts for 3 hours straight either but hey fuck you they were out there. And poor Stephanie she is 10 weeks along in her pregnancy and could not partake in any of the festivities. So a recap. Should you leave a party without saying goodbye should you tell your husband that you are gonna stay back and party some more? IMHO I had a great freakin time, but since I analyze the shit out of everything I just like peoples takes on these things. Oh and if anyone else out there is having a party soon and they have a bitchin jacuzzi don't forget to give me a ring and if you could make sure the Hot chick to Dude ratio is in my favor that would also be great. The Politi's have some magic potion that makes that ratio astronomically in the Dudes favor (bless their hearts).

Peace Out!